Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the loudest sport?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What game do bats excel at?