What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do bees chew?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?