Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you wash a lamb?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?