What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the smallest lion?