What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?