What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?