What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What did the sick chicken say?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do amoebas make calls?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?