What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a happy Lassie?