What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?