Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?