What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the politest month?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?