What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How are mountains able to see?