Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?