Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What condiment has wings?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?