Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?