What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?