What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?