What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?