What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the elk have great hair?