What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did electricity win the race?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?