How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did March say to the madness?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?