What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How long do chickens work?
What do elves learn in school?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?