What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What animals make the best students?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?