How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?