What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?