How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?