What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the mime upset?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.