Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
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What food is a man's best friend?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How does a barber get to work?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?