Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?