Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why is money so stubborn?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the snake coughing so much?