Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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Why is furniture so generous?
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
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What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?