Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do cows like to dance to?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the most popular cat in New England?