Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do bees buzz?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do birds threaten one another?