Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do billboards talk?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?