Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a small mom?
How do fireflies start a race?
Did you know about April 1st?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?