Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What vegetables make the best music?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?