How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What tea do footballers drink?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?