What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?