What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?