What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?