What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?