What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?