What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What bee is good for your health?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you grill cheese?