What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?