What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What condiment has wings?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Shoutout to my grandma!