How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Just look for the Fresh Prints!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?