What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
When do cows get tired?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the cat so small?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do you grill cheese?
That bird won't stop squawking.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?