Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do bees gossip?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
