Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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What's a bat's favorite game?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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How is life like toilet paper?
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What's the last letter in the alphabet?
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Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?