Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What bird is always sad?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a henway?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?