What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do Scottish toads play?