What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the scariest letter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?