Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?