I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do bees chew?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which animal is the most religious?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?