What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are goats so funny?