Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does dinner smell?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?