Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you do when two snails fight?