Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What siblings are always sad?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?