How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?