Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do actors go to pray?