Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the opposite of irony?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?